The Federation of Nothingness and Weed is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 120 million Jamaicans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nothingness and Weedian economy, worth 3.77 trillion Pissos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,414 Pissos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, much of Nothingness and Weed's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nothingness and Weed's national animal is the Dreickigerdan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nothingness and Weed is ranked 70,959^th in the world and 35^th in Kilimanjaroian for Safest, scoring 94.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.